White men who kill based on a warped, twisted ideology with the intention of terrorising can’t be terrorists, a spokesperson for the Police has confirmed.
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Ex-Labour leader and Prime Minister Gordon Brown has set Westminster pulses racing with the news that he intends to bare all in a steamy shoot for Playboy magazine.
A young boy has been left mortified by his own gaffe after an encounter at London Zoo with a rare pink hippopotamus led him to quip that its flatulence and rotund appearance reminded him of a presenter on ITV’s flagship breakfast programme.
After this year’s GCSE results were released, everyone is busy converting them in their heads into the format they actually understand rather than the 1-9 scoring system that has been used.
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