“Oh no, the public have worked out our anagrams!” declares horrified New World Order
The New World Order are in full crisis management mode today.
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Teenager shocked that parents upstairs noticed she was holding big Christmas party
A teenager was shocked that her parents, who were upstairs, noticed that downstairs she was holding a massive Christmas party.
Man furious at the tyranny of ‘vaccine passports’ choosing to ignore bit about ‘negative lateral flow tests’
A man furiously venting at the outrageous tyranny of ‘vaccine passports’ is today choosing to ignore the fact he can do everything a vaccinated person can do with a free negative lateral flow test.
Flustered Emperor Palpatine says he is “satisfied that no destruction of Alderaan took place”
An attempt to quell galactic furore, over the alleged super laser attack on Alderaan, fell flat yesterday as critics pointed out the evidence was pretty damning and questioned why, if nothing had happened, did a tearful Grand Moff Tarkin need to resign over the matter?
