After taking to social media to vigorously nosh Vladimir Putin off for sending the boys in, Alex Salmond is reported to be ‘disappointed’ that this hasn’t resulted in a couple of armoured divisions rocking up inFife today.
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Footballers should boycott the Champions League final in Russia according to the government, who have previously advised footballers to stay well away from politics.
There is rising panic within the UK middle classes that war in Europe will lead to something truly horrible – like rationing of essential items such as hummus and organic kale crisps.
If there are regions of Ukraine that don’t want to be under the control of the Ukrainian government, then they should just let them go, according to a man who has spent five years insisting Scotland must stay part of the United Kingdom.
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