Aware of the controversy surrounding her spending of £37 billion for a buggy version of Apple’s free track and trace app, Dido Harding has assured MPs that she would keep costs down when delivering the govt’s promise of making the NHS as “white as a matron’s cap.”
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England captain Harry Kane has been forced to self-isolate for 10 days it is revealed today, after watching Braveheart without wearing a mask.
Scotland hero Billy Gilmour is set to miss tomorrow’s crucial Euro 2020 group match against Croatia after testing positive for Covid, caught from a Manc probably, according to Nicola Sturgeon.
A man has entered a frantic third hour attempting to remove the price label from a gift he bought in TK Maxx for his girlfriend earlier today.
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