Summer weather gone forever after Priti Patel deports it
The lovely warm weather normally associated with summertime in the United Kingdom has been sent packing by Priti Patel for being too ‘foreign’, it has emerged.
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“Just because we boo the knee and cheer a little girl’s tears doesn’t make us c*nts” insist c*nts
A portion of England fans are insisting they’re “an alright bunch of blokes” this morning, despite the fact they’re obviously c*nts.
England Fan always knew we’d win
An England fan was completely confident that England would beat Germany and really didn’t know what everyone was worried about.
England fan loses voice cheering name of player he was booing two hours earlier
England fan Simon Williams is going to bed hoarse tonight after loudly cheering the names of players he was vociferously booing at 7pm.
