Amid the discussion about bringing back Imperial measurements, the Prime Minister has had to soothe the anxieties of Michael Gove and other Tory grandees who were very keen that expensive products sold in small quantities would still use metric units.
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The government has revealed today that they may have to move immediately to their so-called ‘Plan B’ to deal with the pandemic this winter, because they haven’t got a fucking clue what plan A is, to be honest.
Seven out of ten UK office workers wish to continue working from home because OBVIOUSLY, according to reports this morning.
Britain’s new Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs has spent the morning poring over a world atlas, according to Whitehall insiders.
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