Coronavirus self-isolating after contracting dangerous Sajid Javid variant
Coronavirus is today beginning a period of self-isolating after being diagnosed with the dangerous Sajid Javid variant.
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Marxists to stop taking the knee for fear of being mistaken for England fans
A Marxist non-hierarchical spokesperson has called for Marxists throughout the nation to reject the tainted ideology of being a racist England fan.
Anti-cancel culture channel cancels presenter after GB News audience decides ‘cancelling things is fun’
GB News has withdrawn presenter Guto Harri from all on-screen duties after the remaining few viewers of the fledgling channel proved themselves to be enormous snowflakes who want to cancel everything they disagree with.
UK braced for glorious weather, just as everyone in the entire country is told to isolate
UK temperatures are set to soar this weekend with several days of glorious weather ahead, just as everyone in the country has been told to isolate following a ping on their NHS app or having had children sent home from school.
