Chris Grayling to return as Transport Secretary to sort this shit out
With the haulage and fuel industries in crisis, Boris Johnson is rolling out the big guns to sort everything out – Chris Grayling is back.
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Government insists the Army will just be there to help people celebrate all the post-Brexit winning
The thousands of troops who are being deployed to the streets of Britain will just be there to let off party-poppers, Boris Johnson’s cabinet has confirmed.
‘Maybe, I DO really want to know how your garden grows,’ says hypocrite horticulturalist Noel
Noel Gallagher has shocked fans by confessing that he actually DOES really want to know how your garden grows despite nearly thirty years of claiming the opposite.
Sleigh-pulling licence changes announced to tackle reindeer shortage
With the supply of Christmas presents under threat due to a chronic shortage of reindeer, the government has reviewed the criteria for issuing sleigh-pulling licences.
