Scientists unsure if dickheads become estate agents or estate agents become dickheads
Scientists worldwide remain baffled by the sequence of events leading to the inevitable dickhead of an estate agent.
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Government announces plan to make nightclubs entirely arsehole-free by September
The government has announced a new policy which it says could ensure all nightclubs are free of simpering idiots who seem to think limiting nightclub access was a cornerstone of Nazi Germany policy.
The first thing the Nazis did was implement a vaccine passport system for nightclubs, insists moron
A man who doesn’t understand fascism is today insisting that stopping people from going to nightclubs is how the Nazi’s started.
Door staff thrilled at the prospect of dealing with drunken anti-vaxxers
The prospect of vaccine passports opens the door to a whole new world of adventure for Britain’s door staff.
