The smarmy remainer narrative of Brexit turning the UK into a failed state where getting basic necessities is a constant struggle, has been confounded after it was confirmed that someone in France was unable to mow their lawn due to a petrol shortage in his own home.
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Women in the capital have just been informed that, should they feel threatened by a predatory man, they must immediately seek assistance from the only person with vested authority to stop crime in London: whoever’s driving the N15 night bus to Romford Market.
The Prime Minister has pledged to drastically cut the number of police officers in an effort to curb violent crime against women.
Suspending every officer who has done something wildly inappropriate with a member of the public would leave the service critically short of staff, the Metropolitan Police have confirmed in a statement today.
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