UK

Theresa May addresses nation to tell voters that MPs keep being mean to her

Thumbnail image for Theresa May addresses nation to tell voters that MPs keep being mean to her

Theresa May has spoken to the nation to say that MPs are being mean to her and keep voting down her deal with the EU.

Read the full article →

‘A second referendum would be undemocratic, plus we don’t have sufficient funds to cheat again’ insists Vote Leave

Thumbnail image for ‘A second referendum would be undemocratic, plus we don’t have sufficient funds to cheat again’ insists Vote Leave

Vote Leave and Leave.EU have stated that a second referendum would not only be undemocratic, but that rigging it would not be financially viable for them

Read the full article →

Theresa May asks for short extension to Article 50 until all Leave voters have died

Thumbnail image for Theresa May asks for short extension to Article 50 until all Leave voters have died

The prime minister is due to send a letter requesting a delay to Brexit later, in the hope that the EU will agree to an extension of Article 50 until the end of June, by which point old father time is likely to have swung the majority in Remain’s favour.

Read the full article →

Parents who want “confusing” LGBT rights classes banned somehow fine with algebra

Thumbnail image for Parents who want “confusing” LGBT rights classes banned somehow fine with algebra

Parents who want classes around LGBT rights stopped on the grounds that they are “confusing” are somehow fine with all of the other confusing shite their children will have hammered into their ears at school.

Read the full article →

Stubborn cat planning to present owners with same dead mouse for third time despite being told not to

Thumbnail image for Stubborn cat planning to present owners with same dead mouse for third time despite being told not to

A wilfully obtuse cat is hoping to have another shot at presenting its owners with the same mouse that it has offered them twice already this year.

Read the full article →

Red-faced Theresa May accidentally asks EU for extension to her garage

Thumbnail image for Red-faced Theresa May accidentally asks EU for extension to her garage

A confused Theresa May is preparing for a crunch summit with a team of Brussels builders after accidentally asking EU leaders for an extension to her garage.

Read the full article →

Brexiter MPs furious at John Bercow for stopping them abandoning their principles

Thumbnail image for Brexiter MPs furious at John Bercow for stopping them abandoning their principles

Leave-supporting MPs have been left fuming after speaker John Bercow denied them the chance to vote through a Brexit deal they claimed was crap a week ago.

Read the full article →

Bercow and May to fight with hammers

Thumbnail image for Bercow and May to fight with hammers

John Bercow and Theresa May are to settle the Brexit dispute via hammers.

Read the full article →

Nigel Farage’s Brexit Betrayal March hires 200 Polish walkers after finding Brits are not willing to do the job

Thumbnail image for Nigel Farage’s Brexit Betrayal March hires 200 Polish walkers after finding Brits are not willing to do the job

Nigel Farage’s Brexit Betrayal March has been given a new lease of life after hiring two-hundred Polish walkers to boost their flagging attempts to march on London.

Read the full article →

Brexiters furious at John Bercow for invoking wrong kind of parliamentary sovereignty

Thumbnail image for Brexiters furious at John Bercow for invoking wrong kind of parliamentary sovereignty

Brexit supporters across the nation have been left outraged after the sovereignty of parliament once again led the nation in a direction they don’t like.

Read the full article →