The government has reacted to BP making a £23 billion annual profit in 2022 in the midst of an energy crisis by insisting it is just further proof that privatising essential state-owned services works really well.
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A man who quite easily managed to run 30 full minutes on a treadmill at the gym without spitting, was surprisingly still unable to run 30 seconds on the road without spitting earlier it is revealed.
In a bold attempt to halt the devastating slump of the country’s morale, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak will fart the national anthem live on The One Show.
A London man has shocked fellow customers by choosing his arrival at the front of the coffee shop queue as the perfect time to review the options before him on the menu.
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