A Basingstoke man who took a spoonful of cough medicine this morning continues to insist that the vacuum cleaner is ‘heavy machinery’ after his wife insisted today would be a good day to give the house a good spring clean.
View article >
The Conservative Party are gearing up to privatise the Church of England following vocal opposition from Justin Welby to their plan to ship asylum seekers to Rwanda for processing.
Boris Johnson has used his Easter message to urge people to reflect on values he doesn’t possess and be proud of things he’s not doing as they celebrate something that didn’t happen.
The Government has announced plans to outsource the generation of its dim-witted, half-baked, dead-cat distractions to Rwanda.
Keep up with the latest bouts of catastrophic
bellendry from all around the world.
