McDonald’s has reported serious concerns today about supply issues with gherkins which could affect the nine or ten people who are actually vile enough to actually keep them on their burgers.
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A man who is now colour printing shopping lists to justify his printer ink subscription has insisted today that the monthly fee he pays for printer ink is definitely worth the money.
Budget airline Ryanair has offered to assist with the Kabul evacuation – if people are willing to take a short bus journey to Uzbekistan.
A bin at a theme park has broken all records and is now 100% wasp.
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