A lovemaking session ended in disaster yesterday after a man made the decision mid-coitus to pin a plastic poppy to the condom he was wearing.
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A woman has lost the best years of her life attempting to reach the 3000th page of dresses on Asos.
Guy Fawkes has stepped down from his role as gunpowder plot conspirator and would-be assassin today in order to leave the cruel world of politics.
The delegates at COP26 have announced that they have reached an agreement to all turn that bloody light off if you’re not in there anymore.
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