Child has some questions about film they’re watching
A preschooler has a whole raft of important questions about the film that’s on.
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Being able to get to Wigan quickly totally makes up for all the other ways we’ve been fucked, agrees younger generation
By 2040 the UK will have excellent rail links to Wigan, a benefit that young people are happy more than offsets having to live with their parents forever on an uninhabitable planet.
Nadine Dorries tweets that she will “rip out the eyes of any f*cker who opposes the Online Safety Bill”
In a now-deleted Tweet, the Culture Secretary and famous connoisseur of exotic delicacies said that online bullying had reached epidemic proportions and that any journalist mocking her attempts to curb it would be “shot then skullfucked with a rusty trowel.”
‘We thought Leeds was in Manchester’ admits government
The government has defended its decision to scrap the East Midlands to Leeds HS2 rail link today after admitting that they actually thought Leeds was in Manchester when the initial plans were agreed.
