New Covid rules to be based on PJ Masks World, says Boris
The UK’s latest Covid regulations have been inspired by the Prime Minister’s recent visit to PJ Masks World.
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Homeworker fuming as textbook ‘snowed in’ excuse rendered absolutely useless
A homeworker is fuming this morning after his standard textbook ‘I can’t get to work because I’m snowed in’ excuse has been rendered absolutely useless.
Man living in Stalinist Russia can’t believe future generations will be subject to the tyranny of facemasks
A man living in Stalinist Russia has found it difficult to believe that one day in the future, people will be made to wear small bits of cloth across their face when they pop to the shops.
Heroic anti-masker to demonstrate formidable bravery not seen since the Blitz by refusing to wear a mask in Tesco
Modern-day Churchill and brave freedom fighter Simon Williams has today channelled the Blitz spirit of his forefathers to announce he will complete his weekly supermarket shop without wearing a mask.
