Having a ‘Wet Ass Pussy’ not linked to Covid vaccine either, confirms Professor Chris Whitty
WAP is not linked to receiving the vaccine for coronavirus, Britain’s Chief Medical Officer has today confirmed.
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Priti Patel orders HMS Vigil to patrol the channel and nuke any dinghies carrying asylum seekers
The Home Secretary Priti Patel has instructed the crew of HMS Vigil to patrol the English Channel with nuclear warheads at the ready, it has emerged.
Save for another two hours and you’ll have enough for a house deposit, Therese Coffey tells young people
Work and Pensions Secretary Therese Coffey has advised millennials struggling to get a foot on the property ladder that all they need to do is save for another two hours.
“WAKE UP” concludes nonsense-spewing gonk
A man who has written four paragraphs of reality-free bullshit has concluded his short essay with the straightforwardly funny conclusion of “WAKE UP”.
