Downing Street official scours Internet for a much bigger dead cat
Downing Street officials have this morning scoured the Internet for a much bigger dead cat, as the normal sized ones don’t appear to be doing their job.
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Boris Johnson’s last minute Zoom quiz slammed by viewers after he forgets to ask any questions
A Zoom quiz hosted by the British Prime Minister this evening has gone badly, in keeping with his entire tenure in Number 10.
Severely hungover man cared for by wife with kids birthday party, visit to in-laws, and a trek around Ikea
A man, hungover to hell after his works Christmas party has been cared for by his wife today with two hours at a kid’s 3rd birthday party, a visit to the inlaws and a shopping trip to Ikea.
Man who hasn’t watched live TV since 1999 excited by Christmas Radio Times
A man who hasn’t watched a single minute of live television since the last millennium is still excited by the release of the traditional Christmas issue of a TV listings magazine.
