Boris Johnson has warned his Jack Russel terrier that making walkers wait while choosing a suitable patch of lawn to crap on would result in the dog being taken over by a private company and then reformed with the natural efficiency of the free market.
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Boris Johnson has today threatened to privatise the Passport Office because he can’t understand why so many people didn’t renew their passport when it was much quieter and the world was locked down. As some applicants are being forced to pay for more expensive and quicker application services, and others are missing holidays entirely, the
Elon Musk’s commitment to free speech is already paying dividends after convicted fraudster, stalker, and assaulter of police officers Tommy Robinson was welcomed back onto the platform. Robinson, who has been removed from numerous social media platforms over the years for his repeated belief that the rules and laws of the land don’t apply to
A man has revealed today that he will never allow himself to be tracked using a microchip, after reading about the possibility on his GPS-enabled 4G-capable device equipped with a high-definition camera and microphone. Simon Williams, who has only actually left his house twice in the last month but seems convinced that the government is
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