It’s Tuesday, confirm experts
Experts have confirmed that today is definitely Tuesday.
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England cricket team applies for political asylum in Australia
The England cricket team has applied for political asylum in Canberra, claiming they face severe mental and physical abuse if they return to their home country.
Man who broke into Windsor Castle revealed to be Harry who ‘wants back in’
The artist formerly known as Prince Harry has been caught breaking into Windsor Castle.
Anti-vaxxer still hasn’t opened Christmas presents because he doesn’t know what’s inside
An anti-vaxxer’s Christmas presents remain steadfastly unwrapped today after he continued insisting that any time you don’t know what’s in something, it must be dangerous.
