Like a drunken game of Would You Rather that should have stopped once licking tramp pus was mentioned, the Tory leadership contest brings forth a parade of terrible options from which to choose from.
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When he leaves Downing Street, Boris Johnson will take his extensive experience of public lying to the after dinner circuit.
Nadine Dorries is desperately offering to further debase herself on television because she knows that when Boris goes she will no longer be able to play dress up as a Cabinet Minister.
Quisling traitor Remoaners who can’t get over losing are somehow to blame for all of this, it has emerged today.
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