Outraged tea drinkers across Great Britain have today united in anger at the suggestion that microwaved tea is tastier and healthier than brewed tea, calling for capital punishment for irresponsible microwave users.
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In a bid to recapture the famous red wall seats, Labour HQ has instructed campaigners to display the Union Jack, dress smartly and get hammered on Stella before going on rants about ‘those people getting all the best council houses, you know who I mean’.
Air Force One has been put up for sale by the US after President Joe Biden mistakenly got in a round with a stag do in Dublin.
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, is being vilified in the tabloid press for her ‘incredibly selfish’ decision to attend King Charles’ coronation in the alternate universe in which she will accompany her husband to the ceremony.
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