
Priti Patel begins process of deporting alien seen on John Lewis advert
The Home Secretary is fuming this morning after learning of an immigrant who has arrived in the country by spaceship.
View article >The Home Secretary is fuming this morning after learning of an immigrant who has arrived in the country by spaceship.
View article >As a result of recent government action, professional lobbyist Owen Paterson has declared that he regretfully had no choice but to follow the market and raise his customary fees, but did say he expected to have increased opportunities to sell influence.
As Boris Johnson’s involvement in COP26 comes to an end, a grateful nation is relaxed knowing that the urgent climate emergency is being addressed by the worst possible person at the worst possible time.
The government has explained that former minister Owen Paterson was not to be sanctioned as he only acted improperly on behalf of the companies who paid him and that the investigation into him was flawed as it didn’t take into account that he really likes money.
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