COP26 delegates reach historic agreement to turn that bloody light off if you’re not in there
The delegates at COP26 have announced that they have reached an agreement to all turn that bloody light off if you’re not in there anymore.
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Aldi Christmas advert to feature ALF getting off with a divorced housewife
Aldi has revealed a short clip of their upcoming Christmas advert to viewers today featuring ALF getting off with a divorced housewife in Surrey.
John Lewis alien takes Covid back to home planet after single day in UK
The alien from the latest John Lewis advert barely made it 24 hours in Britain before catching the coronavirus which is being allowed to run rampant across the country.
Priti Patel begins process of deporting alien seen on John Lewis advert
The Home Secretary is fuming this morning after learning of an immigrant who has arrived in the country by spaceship.
