A man living in Stalinist Russia has found it difficult to believe that one day in the future, people will be made to wear small bits of cloth across their face when they pop to the shops.
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Modern-day Churchill and brave freedom fighter Simon Williams has today channelled the Blitz spirit of his forefathers to announce he will complete his weekly supermarket shop without wearing a mask.
After the announcement that a new strain of coronavirus has emerged, there have been calls for scientists to urgently seek advice from some bloke off Twitter.
After the French govt’s cancellation of a meeting with Priti Patel over Downing Street’s decision to issue smug demands in a Twitter post, Boris Johnson has responded with a 25-second video of him slandering Macron’s mother and warning him to stay out of West London.
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