Leeds United fire the only likeable thing about their entire club
Leeds United have sacked their manager Marcelo Bielsa, removing the only remotely likeable thing in the entire club.
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Man statistically likely to be on toilet at moment of nuclear annihilation
The chances are that a man will be taking a massive dump if the UK ever gets nuked.
Man unable to leave urine-soaked sofa as he succumbs to rolling news addiction
The government has issued a public health warning about the dangers of becoming hooked on rolling news coverage of the Ukraine crisis.
Man who used birthday wish for Covid to be off the front pages imagined it going differently
A Basingstoke man, who has spent the last two years longing for the day when the topic of Covid would finally no longer dominate the homepages of the news portals, admits he imagined it completely differently.
