Priti Patel vows to help Ukrainian refugees by not firing at them with navy gunboats
The Home Secretary has promised to do everything possible to help Ukrainian refugees, such as not drowning them in the Channel.
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Boris Johnson unveils bold 6-point plan to milk the Ukraine crisis while doing sweet bugger all
NewsThump has obtained confidential documents outlining the Prime Minister’s detailed plan to do nothing tangible about the invasion of Ukraine but somehow give Daily Mail readers the impression he’s personally shooting down Russian attack helicopters over Kharkiv.
Sir Gavin Williamson has huge bonfire of photos and videos
Sir Gavin Williamson, the most ironic Education Secretary Britain has ever had, has spent the evening in his garden feeding a huge bonfire with photos and videos.
Gavin Williamson given a knighthood for services to failing upwards
Given Williamson is to be given a knighthood it is revealed today, for services to repeated public incompetence.
