Your Nan has told other residents at her care home that she’s really proud of how you braved fatigue and sleeplessness to commemorate another person’s gran that you never met, even though you haven’t driven the 15 miles to see her since your last visit in March.
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A man who has actually taken his children to Alton Towers during the school holidays is baffled today that people are calling the short line to see the Queen lying in state ‘a big queue’.
The world’s foremost queue-loving nation is in a state of extreme suspense as the public awaits the formal announcement of the queue to join the queue being used to join the queue.
The reign of King Charles III looks to be over barely a week after it began – and it’s all because of those STINKING PENS.
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