The name ‘Nigel’ has gone the way of ‘Adolf’ for some unknown reason, with no children whatsoever being called Nigel last year.View article >
White House security have detained Liz Truss after they assumed she was a madwoman trying to get close to the President by claiming to be the British Prime Minister.
Soon to be struck off Westminster-based therapist, Simon Williams, has accidentally confided that the Labour leader regularly dreams of failing to score an open goal, despite the odds being overwhelming in his favour to do so. “It’s a real head-scratcher,” explained Williams after one too many drinks at the local bar. “In this dream he