Entire government utterly pissed for majority of 2020
A new leak has revealed that the entire government was completely pissed off its head for the majority of 2020.
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Nigel Farage celebrates Eastern European crossing a foreign border after being visited by three ghosts overnight
Nigel Farage’s celebration of an Eastern European crossing a border into a country that initially ruled he couldn’t enter has been attributed to him receiving a number of ghostly visitations overnight.
Value of Colombian Peso halves after Michael Gove gets stuck in lift
For reasons that no one can explain, a tweet mocking the news of Michael Gove being stuck in a lift at BBC studios had an immediate impact on the currency markets with the Peruvian sol, the Bolivian boliviano and the Colombian peso suffering large devaluations.
Queen to sacrifice Prince Andrew to reptilian overlords as part of Platinum Jubilee celebrations
The Queen is planning to make a human sacrifice of Prince Andrew to our reptilian overlords as part of her Platinum Jubilee celebrations.
