After it became apparent that breaking the law during a Covid lockdown is not an offence for which you should immediately resign, former Downing Street Press Secretary Allegra Stratton has asked if she can have her old job back. Stratton resigned in April last year after footage emerged of her joking about the ‘gatherings’ for
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The Prime Minister has apologised for getting caught breaking the law and pledged that he won’t get caught next time.
Convicted sex offender and MP for Wakefield, Imran Ahmad Khan, has rejoined the government benches after offering an apology and explaining that it didn’t occur to him at the time that forcing himself on minors was breaking the law.
After the prime minister was handed a £50 fine for breaking the law during December 2020, which in turn means he misled parliament, an adorably naive woman has convinced herself that THIS is what will being down Boris Johnson. Sharon Williams, 35, from Basingstoke cheered when she saw the news of the fines being given
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