Boris Johnson has used his Easter message to urge people to reflect on values he doesn’t possess and be proud of things he’s not doing as they celebrate something that didn’t happen.
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The Government has announced plans to outsource the generation of its dim-witted, half-baked, dead-cat distractions to Rwanda.
A man was extremely grateful this morning after his wife who was treating him to a massive weekend lie in managed to stay a little bit quiet downstairs for a full four minutes.
A man has been seriously injured today after completely forgetting to wear a helmet before opening the Tupperware cupboard in his kitchen.
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