Following a completely unfair Panorama episode about people in the 6th richest nation on Earth struggling to feed their families because of reasons completely unrelated to current government policy, CCHQ has kindly suggested some simple ways to help these malingerers cook up a cheap feast. The following are the top five recipes in the new
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A local man has confirmed this morning that he really misses social distancing now that the government has decided the covid crisis is consigned to the history books.
Tickets remain available for Matt Hancock’s seminars on how to successfully seduce a woman. Entitled ‘The Matt Method,’ the seminars promise ‘a comprehensive method for targeting ladies and making them yours using highly specialised seduction techniques known only to Matt Hancock.’ “Well, obviously, I can’t give too much away about my techniques, you have to
The mother of a football fan who had his mobile phone broken by Cristiano Ronaldo at the weekend has insisted today that it was a brand new diamond encrusted solid gold iPhone 13 Pro Max. Sharon Williams, who also said the phone case was made of crystal revealed the news earlier after learning that police
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