Conservative voters are awkwardly trying to avoid eye contact with pretty much everyone who has gone to the polling station to cast a vote in their local election, according to reports.
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King Charles has been seen filling a supermarket trolley with various alcoholic beverages ahead of what he told fellow shoppers was ‘a big party weekend’.
In the wake of school children becoming politically aware and the growing engagement of youth within politics, UK children agree that it should be a criminal offence to present biscuits that look like they have delicious little nodes of chocolate in them but are, in fact, full of wrinkly desiccated grapes.
Sam Allardyce is bidding to be the first manager in history to save four clubs from relegation in the same season after being appointed Leeds, Leicester, Everton and Nottingham Forest manager until the end of the season.
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