Met Police release Tory MP accused of rape after establishing he’s not black
The Met Police have released the Tory MP accused of rape and sexual assault on bail after establishing beyond doubt that he is not black.
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Global conspiracy to poison entire population under threat after Ryanair introduces chemtrail surcharge
Ryanair is to implement a new surcharge for all chemtrails dispersed during their flights.
‘There was no way to predict this’ explains man to millions of people who predicted this
Boris Johnson is leading the charge to unilaterally change the terms of the Northern Ireland Protocol, insisting there was no way to predict how it has turned out, despite being surrounded by millions of people who accurately predicted exactly how it has turned out.
Tory voter insisting ‘Not All Tories’ still strangely keen to blame all Muslims for terrorism
After yet ANOTHER Tory MP was arrested on suspicion of sexual offences, one Tory voter has felt compelled to insist ‘not all Tories’ are a danger to women, despite a lengthy history of blaming ‘all Muslims’ in the aftermath of terrorist attacks.
