Man insists on calling it ‘Platty Joobs’ like some kind of simpleton
A man is today referring to the Platinum Jubilee as ‘Platty Joobs’, despite being a 45-year-old accountant and not an excited seven-year-old girl.
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Forgiving nonces is OUR territory, screams angry Pope in call to Archbishop of Canterbury
After the Archbishop of Canterbury called on people to forgive Prince Andrew, an angry Pope made an expletive-laden phone call explaining that the Church of England better steer clear of defending nonces.
If Keir Starmer receives no fine after police questionnaire it will prove his innocence, or be proof of a cover-up, agrees everyone
If Keir Starmer does not get a fixed penalty notice for having a beer and a curry in a constituency office ahead of the Hartlepool by-election in April 2021, then it will either prove his compete innocence, or prove there has been a cover-up, according to everyone today.
Man wakes up to find space behind TV turned into student flats
A Chelmsford man was shocked to wake up and discover that the space behind his TV had been converted into student flats.
