Boris Johnson has attempted to reset his leadership with a series of exciting policy announcements that will never happen. The policies, which include pledges on housing, taxation, and the NHS, have been announced throughout the week and could begin not happening as early as July. “Tremendously exciting,” said Lord Simon Williams, MP for the little
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The BBC has been blasted for not making endless programmes about things being too woke, with commentators branding the corporation ‘too woke’ to tackle the topic. “Literally the only thing that the average man and woman is concerned about today is wokeness,” explained Simon Williams, a popular Twitter firebrand whose ‘anti-woke’ stance has won him
Culture Minister Nadine Dorries has told reporters that Boris Johnson is clearly the perfect man to lead the country to a glorious future because she once saw him throw a kettle over a pub.
Jacob Rees-Mogg has reacted to the result of the vote of no confidence in Boris Johnson by criticising the analysis of the result by Jacob Rees-Mogg.
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