Channel 4 has announced a spin-off of its popular Naked Attraction dating show. Skinless Attraction will feature contestants having all their skin removed and competing with each other to go out on a date. “In 2016, Naked Attraction was shocking, it was dangerous. A dating show where everyone’s got their bits out? People were freaked,”
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A man has been left utterly paralysed after being crushed under the immense weight of the single perfectly manageable task he has ahead of him today.
Rishi Sunak has bought the loyalty and gratitude of simpletons everywhere by reducing duty on petrol by 5p a litre, despite the fact petrol has gone up by 40p per litre in the last 12 months.
Oil companies are set to immediately pass on the 5p cut to fuel duty it is revealed today, by only increasing petrol costs by approximately 10p per litre.
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