Oliver Dowden quits Government to focus on his music
Oliver Dowden, the Conservative Party Chairman, has announced plans to quit government in order to focus on his music.
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Labour supporters shocked and disappointed by Labour Wakefield by-election win
Labour-supporting activists have been left asking what went wrong this morning after the party they support scored a win in yesterday’s Wakefield by-election.
Boris frantically hunting for fag packet on which to scribble new ‘policies’ in wake of election defeats
Comedy Prime Minister Boris Johnson and his assistants have spent the last few hours frantically searching for a fag packet on the back of which to scribble some hastily cobbled-together new policies that he can announce next week and a desperate effort to ‘move on’ from his latest catastrophe. “For some reason, no one’s got
“Whatever. I never liked Tiverton and Wakefield anyway, they’re rubbish,” insists Boris
Beleaguered half-wit Boris Johnson has responded to last night’s poor by-election results in Wakefield and Tiverton and Honiton by claiming that he never liked them anyway and that they’re rubbish. “Why would I even want those constituencies anyway,” he scoffed. “They’re rubbish and I hate them. They smell, and they’re full of weird looking people
