Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries has spoken of her unwavering devotion to prime minister Boris Johnson, insisting she will never ever ever leave him. “You are my everything, my whole world,” Dorries wrote in a post on social media. “When I look into your eyes I see the strength and compassion of the only man who
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Everybody has cancelled their plans, grabbed some popcorn and turned on the news this evening.
The government has finally passed a law that everyone can get behind. From today, restaurants, cafes, vans and even your own mother won’t be allowed to skimp on a fried breakfast and call it a “full English”. “It’s called a full English because it’s supposed to leave the English FULL,” said Simon Williams, Minister for
CERN has announced that they are to release a cut down version of their popular Hadron Collider for use in the home.
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