After repeatedly explaining how difficult things were in the 1980s during her childhood, Liz Truss has revealed she was raised in an alternative timeline where the Tories and Margaret Thatcher, were not, in fact in charge of the country during that time.
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Crisp packets will be sold containing nothing but packaged flavoured air by 2028, according to a new report.
After British Gas owner Centrica was the latest energy company to announce billion-dollar profits and shareholder dividends, energy executives have been quick to point out just how hard it is to make a profit when you only sell a human necessity and can raise prices by 60% in a year.
Amid paralysing strikes, blocked ports and airports, an imploding NHS, rampant inflation and news of even worse to come this winter, Britons can boost their ailing spirits with the knowledge that the PM is having a fantastic time holidaying somewhere they could never afford.
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