The publication of the finest poem ever written has brought this year’s Nobel Prize discussions to an unexpectedly early close. “Usually we talk for months amongst ourselves before deciding on a winner,” said Simon Williams, the chair of the Nobel literature panel. “But the utter genius of ‘My Darling Kate’ by Ryan Giggs couldn’t be
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Changes to Britain’s immigration system since leaving the European Union will stop Santa Claus from making his annual festive flying visit, it has emerged.
A-level student Simon Williams will have to go through clearing after narrowly missing the grades he needed to get drunk for three years in Birmingham.
A Level students have reacted angrily to suggestions that lower grades this year means they are not as bright as their predecessors, telling critics ‘we are more cleverer than you think’.
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