Man who needs a ‘sugar boost’ actually just a greedy bastard
A man who stuffs his face with biscuits whenever his ‘energy levels are flagging’ is nothing but a glutton, it has been revealed.
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Man checking ID at polling station treating the job like he’s working at Checkpoint Charlie
An officious twat is revelling in checking the ID of all the young people coming to vote in the local elections, according to reports this morning.
Tory voters avoiding eye contact with everyone else in polling station queues
Conservative voters are awkwardly trying to avoid eye contact with pretty much everyone who has gone to the polling station to cast a vote in their local election, according to reports.
King Charles seen filling supermarket trolley with booze ahead of ‘big party weekend’
King Charles has been seen filling a supermarket trolley with various alcoholic beverages ahead of what he told fellow shoppers was ‘a big party weekend’.
