Man in 3-Series thinks his horn will make traffic jam magically disappear
BMW driver Simon Williams thinks his car horn has the power to make other traffic disappear like something out of Harry fucking Potter.
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iPhone X to include revolutionary arsehole recognition technology
The new iPhone X will recognise the unique arsehole signature of its users and automatically log them in, according to details released today.
iPhone X is worth the suicides and terrible working conditions, confirm Chinese factory workers
Workers at factories across China have confirmed that their suffering has been worthwhile in the long run, after witnessing the enduring success of the product they have sacrificed many of their rights for.
Apple to f*ck about with the iPhone yet again
The new iPhone will include a whole shitload of features you neither want nor need.
