People unhappy at Twitter’s increased 280 character count urged to avoid the horrors of a ‘library’
People who complain about having to read longer Tweets have been warned to avoid the horrors that await them at the local library.
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280 characters will make Twitter the home of calm, courteous debate, insists company despite available evidence
Giving everyone 280 characters will make debates well constructed, articulate and courteous, Twitter believes.
iPhone X performing badly in hammer stress tests, complain morons
The iPhone X is so poorly made it is unable to withstand a sustained hammer attack without the glass breaking, numerous twats have concluded this morning.
Man who criticised new iPhone arrested for sheep worrying
A man who shouted ‘The iPhone is rubbish!’ in an Apple store is facing charges of sheep worrying today.
