A man’s New Year resolution to start a blog had reportedly failed by 4pm on New Year’s day. Simon Williams of Chelmsford, Essex had suggested that he would be starting a blog containing his ‘off-the-wall, sideways look at life’. “Yeah, I’m always cracking people up,” Mr Williams was heard telling a girl at a Christmas
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Facebook servers have been put under enormous strain as the people of the UK rush to post pictures of the small sprinkling of snow outside their window.
Father Christmas has chosen the blue-nosed reindeer, gone back to bed and believed whatever he wants to believe.
Britain has found itself under Shania law and completely overrun by moose limbs after warnings from Britain First about the rampant spread of muslamification went unheeded.
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