Mars lander fails to locate David Bowie
Music fans claim the $830m cost of the mission was a ‘complete waste’ after it was revealed that not only has the inSight lander not found David Bowie, there are no real plans to even look.
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NASA receives signal from Mars saying Brexit deal is shit
NASA’s InSight probe has sent back a mysterious signal from the Red Planet stating that Theresa May’s Brexit deal is a pile of wank.
German experiment on NASA’s InSight robot lays beach towel on surface of Mars
An experiment created by Germany and placed onboard NASA’s InSight robot has put down a beach towel after the probe landed successfully on Mars.
Hillary Clinton offers advice to ‘Crooked Ivanka’ on deleting emails
Presidential runner-up Hillary Clinton has reached out to the Trump family in their time of need and offered to guide them through the process of getting rid of potentially incriminating emails.
