
Huawei’s new phone unveiled as two tin cans and piece of string
Huawei’s groundbreaking new phone will be two tin cans and a piece of string, after yet more companies retracted their assistance because of new US regulations.
View article >Huawei’s groundbreaking new phone will be two tin cans and a piece of string, after yet more companies retracted their assistance because of new US regulations.
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A man on the Internet has made a frankly pathetic attempt at a hilarious jibe by adding three ‘crying with laughter’ emojis, according to reports today.
Following the leak of high-level cabinet discussions, about limiting Huawei’s access to the UK’s future 5G network, the authorities in Beijing have said they were not upset and would love to discuss the topic again once Britain is a freebooting nation free from the shackles of a hugely influential trading block.
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