“For f*ck’s sake, I’ll do it” says iPad as it takes over homeschooling responsibilities
An iPad is so appalled at Mum and Dad’s teaching efforts that it plans to jump in and take the reins.
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5G conspiracists up to 20 times faster than 4G conspiracists
Normal people are concerned that 5G conspiracy theorists are hitting speeds up to 20 times faster than 4G conspiracy theorists ever could, even at their most efficient.
Man who thinks coronavirus is spread by 5G horrified to discover he’s got a microwave oven
A man who claims that 5G broadcasts are causing the Coronavirus was shocked to discover he’s had a microwave oven in his kitchen for the last 35 years, it has emerged.
Curve finally flattening as WhatsApp confirms number of shared ‘hilarious’ lockdown videos falls for the third day running
WhatsApp has revealed that the number of funny memes and videos about social distancing measures due to coronavirus – which have been constantly forwarded amongst insanely bored users since the lockdown began – has now fallen again today for the third day running.
