‘I am the chosen one’ says man who doesn’t live in real world and wants guns – lots of guns
President Trump appears to have explained why he exists in a fantasy world and loves firearms.
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‘Shutting up’ Uber drivers’ best chance of getting five stars
Data released by exploitative transport company Uber has revealed that the best technique a driver has to ensure five-star reviews is to shut up.
Inconsiderate twat insists on drying hands thoroughly despite queue forming behind him in toilet
A man has had the gall to use the hand dryer in a busy public toilet for such a long time that his hands actually became dry.
VAR ruining joy of abusing and threatening a real person, insist football fans
VAR was used in the Premier League for the first time this weekend and many fans have revealed that it’s nowhere near as rewarding as howling abuse and questioning the parentage of an actual human referee.
